Posted 11 hours ago

tasia-reader:

In which “Jenny” Bravo is sick of your shit

Posted 11 hours ago

lindsaylohoean:

when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get itimage

Posted 11 hours ago

sloth-grunge:

i would pay like $7 and one of my family members to be attractive

Posted 11 hours ago

worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

Posted 11 hours ago
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Posted 12 hours ago

jerkidiot:

i got u miley

Posted 12 hours ago

absolutest:

I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.

Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago

best-intentions:

lemounade:

lemounade:

if you started liking arctic monkeys after AM came out i don’t like you

indirect to every arctic monkeys “”“fan”“” at my school

God forbid someone isn’t fortunate enough to be introduced to a band until a v successful album is brought to their attention which they connect to and like and then discover all the music they’ve missed from them. wow sorry people are introduced to bands at different time periods.

(Source: suxxulents)

Posted 12 hours ago

yungcunt:

Moving to Atlanta to become a stripper.

Posted 12 hours ago

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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Posted 12 hours ago

owmeex:

Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)

(Source: demilked.com)

Posted 12 hours ago
  1. Friend : I broke up with him
  2. Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
  3. Friend : We are back together
  4. Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.
Posted 12 hours ago

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO